lindanguyen-:

there are the people on tumblr who

  • get fics in their inboxes written by anons
  • get gifts sent overseas by their followers
  • win the chance to go to premieres
  • win tickets to an advance screening of a movie
  • live near places where celebrities frequently visit (new york city, etc.)
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  • and then there’s me

harleboss:

people who dont make text posts concern me

are you alive

sallymurphy:

when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being 
for real 
like 
god bless you and your family 
and I hope all your dreams come true 
amen

legallyblained:

there are some people on here

who like

you know

um

every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an excellent person let’s get a cat together’

but no i play it cool and scroll past and cry

  1. Me: So... Do you come here often?
  2. Ryan Gosling:
  3. Me:
  4. Ryan Gosling:
  5. Me:
  6. Ryan Gosling: How did you get in my shower
  1. Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
  2. Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
  3. Fandom: Assume gay even if proven straight
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